I just found Tommy Wiseau on Twitter. Score! There are already so many gem tweets:
- Do you understand life? I do.
- brought another drug dealer down to the police station, provided eyewitness evidence, and made it back to the rooftop. new record time.
- Your sex life. Tell me about it.
- Mark’s still my best friend. Just wanted to remind you again.
- #itsuckswhen ppl think you did something bad, even though you did NAWT!
These are just off the first page. If you’ve never seen The Room, do yourself a favor and watch it.